things ive learned…

….That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

….That we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

….That money doesn’t buy class.

….That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

….That under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

….That the Lord didn’t do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

….That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

….That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

….That love, not time, heals all wounds.

….That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

….That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

….That there’s nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

….That no one is perfect
until you fall in love with them.

….That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

…That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

….That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

….That I wish I could have told those I cared about that I love them one more time before they passed away.

….That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

….That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

….That I can’t choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

….That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth happen while you’re climbing it.

….That the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.

The Complaints of The PENIS

** this is funny haha!

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

Sincerely,
The Management

Chocolate vs. Sex

(1) You can GET chocolate.
(2) “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
(3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
(4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
(5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
(6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
(7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
(8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
(9) The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
(10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
(11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
(12) You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
(13) With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
(14) Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
(15) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.
(16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
(17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
(18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
(19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
(20) With chocolate size doesn’t matter.

BEER vs. VAGINA

disclaimer: i neither support, vouch, agree with, disagree with, condone, criticize, appluad, nor belittle the contents of the following message. in the same manner, i neither support, vouch, agree with, disagree with, condone, criticize, appluad, nor belittle the author of the said message. the message contain views that may upset and offend. reader discretion is advised.

BEER vs. VAGINA

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
    One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
   One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
    One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
   One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There’s definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
   Call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can’t drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don’t want to drive anywhere.
   One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any p***y in public, you become a legend.
   One pointto VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
   One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don’t find old beer.
  One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you’ll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you’ll think you’ve seen God.
  One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun!
  One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there’s a tax on beer.
  One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer, the first one never gets pissed off.
  One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you’re the first one to open a bottle or a can.
  One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it’ll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down.
  One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, strong, light etc.
  One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
  One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn’t have a mother.
  One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you’ve drunk it.
  One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That’s it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. Therefore, an extra point for BEER!!!!!!!!!!! yeba!!!

fer mushy

E V E R Y T H I N G
by lifehouse

find me here
speak to me
i want to feel you
i need to hear you
you are the light
that is leading me
to the place where
i find peace again
you are the strength
that keeps me walking
you are the hope
that keeps me trusting
you are the life to my soul
you are my purpose
you are everything
and how can i
stand here with you
and not be moved by you
would you tell me
how could it be
any better than this
you calm the storms
you give me rest
you hold me in your hands
you won’t let me fall
you still my heart
and you take my breath away
would you take me in
would you take me deeper now
’cause you’re all i want
you are all i need
you are everything
everything 

payong


*** this song was recorded in baguio.. originally sang and written by sum local   artist called ceres.. actually i dunno how to spell that.. ive been lookin fer this mp3 fer ages na… good thing i found the lyrics online.. nywayz… here it is… its super mushy and baduy i know.. but i like it…

ako ba ang nais mong sukuban?
ako ba ang nais mong hagkan?
pag-ibig ko ba ang nais makamtan?
ikaw ay aking papayungan
sa lahat ng bagyong darating sa iyong buhay,
nandito lang ako

susubukang mabihag ang puso mo
sa payong ng pagmamahal ko
hanggang sa mapagod ako
sa kakapayong sayo…

a delayed intro

i really dunno what to place in hea since am not so fond of writing stuff. i juz got this freakin blog fer the photo album. if there’s one thing that i really like, its taking pictures . ok. so whats next? i prefer talking actually other than writing my thoughts down. i can go on and on you when am on th phone…hihi.. some people have probly proven that already… but when it comes to these kinds of things, i dunno, am at a loss fer words.. unless.. ahm its a poem am writing.
ok so what dya wanna know bout meself that i havent included in me profile? basically everything’s there already. im into playing triv online, poetry, music and movies. i try to visit the cinema whenever i can, if not wiv me friends, or mushy, i go alone. so what rite? really dont care. i try ta read as much as i can. the last one i read was da vinci code by dan brown… right now ive started rule of four which ive started out with fer like 2 months already.. argh.. work work is really takin so much of me time.. or wont that be sleeping? hihihi.. actually its probly both… oh well.. thats all folks!

*smo0chies*

now and forever

The reason it hurts so much to separate
is because our souls are connected.

Maybe they always have been and will be.
Maybe we’ve lived a thousand lives before this and in each of them we’ve found each other. Maybe each time weve been forced apart for the same reasons. That means that this goodbye is both a goodbye from the past ten thousands years and a prelude to what will come.

When I look at you, I know you have grown stronger with every life you have lived. And I know I have spent every life before this one searching for you. Not someone like you, but you, for your soul and mine always come together. And then, for a reason neither of us understand, we’ve been forced to say goodbye.

 I would love to tell you that everything will work out for us,but if we never meet again and this is truly goodbye, I know we find each other again, and maybe the stars will have changed, and we will not only love each other in that time, but for  all the times weve had before.

dumb and dumber

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

hhmmm…this was posted fom sum website i go to..
what do u think?

have you ever wondered which hurts the most?

Saying something and wishing you hadn’t?
or saying nothing and wishing you had?
I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. 

Don’t be afraid to tell someone you love them.
If you do, they might break your heart…..
if you don’t, you might break theirs.

Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person?

Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn’t. You can’t tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own when you least suspect it, or even when you don’t want it to.
Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much…for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all.

Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle?  We tell lies when we are afraid… afraid of what we don’t know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger.

Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don’t be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have done,or could have had.

What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye?

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?  (even if it is that you don’t care anymore)

What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn’t have them?

What would you do if you never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family and they know I love them?*

People live, but people die. And I want to tell you that you are a friend. If you died tomorrow (God Forbid), you would be in my heart…Would I be  in yours? If you care about me as much as I care about you, you will send this back.

You might be best friends one year,
pretty good friends the next year,
don’t talk that often the next,
and don’t want to talk at all the year after that.

So, I just wanted to say,
even if I never talk to you again in my life,
you are special to me and
you have made a difference in my life.  
I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

on love and pain

The best part of being in love with someone is being convinced that the person will be with us forever. Most of us start relationships believing in the promise of love without end. Unfortunately, not all relationships end the way we want them to.

To some, love comes in a fleeting moment and goes just as fast. But getting over the feeling always seems to take a lifetime, because the only person who can heal the pain is usually the very same person who hurt us and made us cry. Sometimes just as we are about to accept the failure of our relationship, that person comes back to us and unknowingly destroys our defenses. Suddenly, we find ourselves hooked on love again. And it hurts even more because we know that person doesn’t share the same feeling anymore. Even if there is the urge to forget because it hurts, there would always be that compelling reason to hope for love to come back. It is like waiting for the sun to shine in the middle of a storm.

The love that brings us pain should be the same love that would heal our hearts. When
you love so much that it begins to hurt, then you have to learn to let go to lessen your pain. Love hurts, and sometimes it hurts like there is no tomorrow. But there still is and there will always be one. No matter how battered and stricken we have been, there will always be a tomorrow that will bring hope and love. But that tomorrow will never come unless we leave the past behind and live today as we should.

Let the pain remain for a while and let the tears fall as they please. Then after all that,
move on and find your place in this world where you will feel that everything is going to be all right.

my summer solstice

A TOUCH NEVER FELT

** one of me fave poems

Author: Carola Dittmann McJunkin

How can you ache and crave for someone’s touch
When you have never felt it?
I do this for yours, though,
And the yearning grows more each day

I have never wanted anything in my life
As much as I want you
When you whisper such sweet love
In my ear when we talk

You make me melt into a puddle
Of complete helplessness
You have become my every waking thought
And my every dream at night

I breathe in so hard
Trying to catch my breath when we can’t talk
I close my eyes so tight
Hoping when I open them you will be there

But I know I have to wait
Until the time is right
It seems so far away
That I think I am losing my mind

I want to breathe in your scent
And keep it with me all day long
I want to taste your love for me
By kissing your sweet lips

I want to feel your body next to me
So when you leave for awhile I can hold on
I just want you to know
That I really do love you

When the day comes and we are together
You will always know and feel this
I will always hug, kiss and love you
Every moment of the day and night

…You will never have another touch unfelt

LoSs

Real loss only occurs

when you lose something that you love

more than yourself.

on LoVe

When you think of your past love, you may view it as a failure. But when you find a new love, you view the past as a teacher. In the game of love, it doesn’t really matter who won or who lost. What is important is you know when to hold on and when to let go!

You know you really love someone when you want him or her to be happy, even if his or her happiness means that you’re not part of it.

Everything happens for the best. If the person you love doesn’t love you back, don’t be afraid to love someone else again, for you’ll never know unless you give it a try. You’ll never love a person you love unless you risk for love.

Love strives in hurting. If you don’t get hurt, you don’t learn how to love. Love doesn’t hurt all the time, though the hurting is still there to test you and to help you grow. Don’t find love, let love find you. That’s why it’s called falling in love because you don’t force yourself to fall. You just fall.

You cannot finish a book without closing its chapters. If you want to go on, then you have to leave the past as you turn the pages. Love is not destroyed by a single failure or won by a single caress. It is a lifetime venture in which we are always learning, discovering and growing. The greatest irony of love is letting go when you need to hold on and holding on when you need to let go. We lose someone we love only when we are destined to find someone else who can love us even more than we can love ourselves.

On falling out of love, take some time to heal and then get back on the horse. But don’t ever make the same mistake of riding the same one that threw you the first time.To love is to risk rejections; to live is to risk dying, to hope is to risk failure. But risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is risking nothing! To reach for another is to risk involvement, to expose your feelings is to expose true self; to love is to risk not to be loved in return.

How to love: fall but do not stumble, be constant but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, hurt but never keep the pain.

Love is like a knife. It can stab the heart or it can carve wonderful images into the soul that always last for a lifetime. Love is supposed to be the most wonderful feeling. It should inspire you and give you joy and strength. But sometimes the things that give you joy can also hurt you in the end.

Loving people means giving them the freedom that they choose to be and where they choose to be. For all the heartaches and the tears, for gloomy days and fruitless years, you should give thanks, for you know, that these were the things which helped you grow.Loving someone means giving him the freedom to find his way, whether it leads towards you or away from you. Love is a painful risk to take but the risk must be taken no matter how scary or painful, for only then you’ll experience the fullness of humanity and that is love.

Only love can hurt your heart, fill you with desire and tear you apart. Only love can make you cry and only love knows why. If you’re not ready to cry,if you’re not ready to take the risk, if you’re not ready to feel the pain, then you’re not ready to fall in love. There was a time in our lives when we became afraid to fall in love because every time we do, we get hurt, then I figured that’s why it’s called falling in love. When you decide to love, allow it to grow. When you promise to love, refuse to let it die!

find a guy…

who calls you beautiful instead of hot…
who calls you back when you hang up on him…
who will stay awake just to watchyou sleep…
who kisses your forehead…
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats…
who holds your hand in front of his friends…
who is constantly reminding you of  how much he cares about you
and says how lucky he is to have you…
who turns to his friends and says, “…that’s her.”

for you

In my weakness,
you are my strength,
in the dark,
you are my guiding light,
the joy of all my being
is the kindness of your whole being.
one look into your precious eyes
tells me how blessed i am.
can love like this truly exist?
it all just seems surreal.
but it is real…
and such a perfect love
I have found in your arms
the comfort of your presence
keeps me feeling safe and warm
your soft caresses on my face
lets me know you care,
reassurancing me that my struggles
shouldnt be too much for me to bear
you are my life,
you are my soul.
my love,
my heart…
i love you