Saying goodbye to fidel castro
Friday, May 12, 2006
As an elderly Russian man lay in his hospital bed dying, he became delusional.
He asked his nurse to help fulfill his last wish.
“I was good friends with Nikita Khrushchev,” he said.
“I’d do anything to kiss him good-bye.”
“Khrushchev?” the nurse said.” He’s been dead a long time”
“I dont care, I want to kiss him good bye,” the man said.
Remembering Khrushchev was bald, the nurse pulled her breast out of her bra
and offered the left one.
“He is kneeling before you” the nurse said.
“His head is near your lips.”
The man grabbed her breast and said good bye old friend.
“Good to see you again.”
He kissed the breast , which the nurse enjoyed greatly.
She then asked “How about kissing Dick Cheney?”
The old man kissed and stroked her breast.
The nurse felt herself getting moist and asked,” Have you met Fidel Castro “?
Sana ako na lang..
Sana ako na lang ang unan mo
na niyayakap mo gabi-gabi.
Sana ako na lang ang panyo mo
na ipinampupunas mo sa iyong pawis.
Sana ako na lang ang kumot mo
na kasama mo sa malalamig na gabi
Sana ako na lang ang baso mo
na dinadapuan ng iyong labi.
Sana ako na lang ang alaga mong aso
na binibigyan mo ng halaga.
Sana ako na lang ang lapis mo
na nahahawakan ng iyong kamay.
Sana ako na lang ang relos mo
na tinititighan mo bawat sandali.
Sana ako na lang ang mga bituin
na nagpapalitaw sa iyong ngiti.
Sana ako na lang ang hangin
na kinakailangan mo para mabuhay.
Sana ako na lang..
Hindi sya…
My vow to you
I vow to be ever loyal to you.
I vow to realize sunrise only when my eyes set upon your face and sunset when you lay asleep in my arms with your relax and steady breathing.
I vow that my smile is only for you and the many things that you do that make my face split in a contented, blissful grin. A smile that can only rival the previous one.
I vow to catch every word that comes from your perfect lips. To be sensitive and to be caring. To pay attention to every detail. May it be “I’m wearing jeans” when i ask you if you wearing pants.
I vow to be your shield to be your strength. I promise to be your pillow when you get drunk not because of the Gin Blue that we are drinking but because of the elation that I am in rapport with your family. I promise to hold you in my arms if you had too much slammer and to always say “Thank You!” when you repeatedly say “Happy Birthday!”.
I vow to renew my love to you every minute of every day. You never fail to make me fall for you again ang again and again…
I thank you for choosing me.
I vow to be yours forever.
** someday.. i swear.. im gonna read this to someone.. someday.. *sigh*
separated
One word to make you come back
One line to make you stay
One verse to make you fall in love again
One song to sing til the night is over
But if you still don’t believe me
I will repeat them until they echo
In the deepest portal of your soul
What secrets did I learn
That made you refuse me now?
Is it her, is it your past, or
Is it your uncertain future?
Every night I still pray
To the god of the dance
To the god of the songs
So I can find the right words
And melodies
To make you come back
Without really noticing
Without really understanding
I always leave the door ajar
And the windows unlatched
Thinking that you will still come back
Though now we are miles apart.
HOW MEN & WOMEN SHOWER
How To Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and le! gs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
lets be thankful
Monday, May 8, 2006
FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.
FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.
FOR THE TAXES I PAY
I AM EMPLOYED.
FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.
FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.
FOR ALL THE CO MPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..
FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN ! BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.
FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
I AM WARM.
FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.
FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.
FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE DAY
CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.
OR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.
AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.
how selfish are you?
| You Are 49% Selfish |
 You are quite balanced. You are able to compromise when it’s in the best interests of those involved. But you’re no pushover. If something is important to you, you’ll get it! |
Dating Purity Test
| Your Dating Purity Score: 50% |
 You are an average dater. You’re experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend…Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love! |
Are you hot?
| You Are More Mild Than Wild |
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You’re confident, and you really aren’t concerned with how “hot” you are. Other people’s ideas of what’s sexy don’t concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive. |
God of small things
yep. it is the title of a book alright. a book which i havent had the time in months to read it. either i was so busy with work. so busy with my bf.. er i mean ex. yes ex.
after that 3-week time & motion study at work, im back to the bay to take in escalations. and since ex-hubby decided to take a hike, guess ive a lot of time in my hands. lately, however, all ive ever wanted to do is sleep. cry my heart out. watch tv. sleep again. mope. bash all me stuffed animals. sleep. throw pillows. and yeah of course.. eat.
thank God also for my wonderful friends who are trying their best to keep my mind of things that shouldnt be thought of. *sigh* love you all. and thank God too for all the small things he’s showing me. You do still care huh. I am holding on. Please be more patient with me.
amy friends have always thought of me as someone who have always given good advice on relationships. san kaya ako pupulutin ngayon anoh?
i feel so drained. i need a break.
chow.
The Most Dangerous Potato Chips to Eat
Monday, May 1, 2006|
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Public knowledge of the serious dangers found in potato chips may finally be surfacing. The
… that would require them to place labels on their products warning consumers about the high levels of acrylamide found inside. Acrylamide is formed when starchy foods are baked or fried at high temperatures and is considered a cancer-causing chemical by the Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment. Manufacturers who sell their products without such warnings are in violation of California law, California Proposition 65. The attorney general’s office has 60 days to decide to pursue the case; if the state declines, the ELF will file lawsuits against the companies. What Do the Chip Makers Have to Say? The reaction from the chip makers was on the defensive … though the Food and Drug Administration’s (FDA) wavering position on the dangers of acrylamide certainly doesn’t help. Perhaps the FDA should review the report developed by the ELF that listed just how far various chip brands exceeded the state’s required warning levels for acrylamide. The offenders include:
Chew on that … Reuters June 17, 2005 Environmental Law Foundation June 16, 2005 Dr. Mercola’s Comment: I suspect nearly everyone reading this enjoys the taste of potato chips. However, they are clearly one of the most toxic processed foods you can eat. Do you really want to trade a few moments of taste pleasure for cancer? Potato chips are loaded with acrylamide. This is only one of the many side effects that occur when food is highly processed; for instance, using high temperatures to cook foods can contribute to the formation of carcinogenic substances. Another similar example occurs when meats are cooked at high temperatures. In this case, heterocyclic amines can be formed. Ideally, you should consume foods that are minimally processed to avoid these types of toxic byproducts. I assure you that there are many others, most of which have yet to be discovered. Acrylamides have only been known for a few years and many experts discounted them when they were first discovered. In the best case, over half of your foods should be uncooked and eaten in the raw state. My diet is typically about 80 percent to 90 percent raw foods, and I find it is one of the major ways that I am able to remain healthy and avoid all sorts of health problems and challenges. It may take you awhile to have more than 50 percent of your diet raw but start by throwing out the obvious and well-known processed foods that there is absolutely no excuse to consume:
You may also be interested in reviewing my popular list of what I feel are the worst possible foods you can eat. Related Articles: Does Acrylamide in Common, Cooked Foods Cause Cancer? |
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october baby
—————OCTOBER BABY ——————-
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them (and why should i love someone who doesnt love me?). Loves to takes things at the center (i like attention 
). Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend (ive always been transparent). Gets angry often (i resent that!!). Treats friends importantly (not juz my friends, anyone whos important to me). Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily (that is so me 
). Daydreamer (*sigh* yeah). Opinionated (always have been). Does not care to control emotions (i was never a fan of holding back.. bad i know..). Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all (i did not add this string ok? 
).
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