Saying goodbye to fidel castro
Friday, May 12, 2006
As an elderly Russian man lay in his hospital bed dying, he became delusional.
He asked his nurse to help fulfill his last wish.
“I was good friends with Nikita Khrushchev,” he said.
“I’d do anything to kiss him good-bye.”
“Khrushchev?” the nurse said.” He’s been dead a long time”
“I dont care, I want to kiss him good bye,” the man said.
Remembering Khrushchev was bald, the nurse pulled her breast out of her bra
and offered the left one.
“He is kneeling before you” the nurse said.
“His head is near your lips.”
The man grabbed her breast and said good bye old friend.
“Good to see you again.”
He kissed the breast , which the nurse enjoyed greatly.
She then asked “How about kissing Dick Cheney?”
The old man kissed and stroked her breast.
The nurse felt herself getting moist and asked,” Have you met Fidel Castro “?
