what your name means: another version
Tuesday, April 25, 2006here’s one that might spark your interest:
A- Damn good in bed
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- Your wild and crazy
D- Damn good in bed.
E-You’re Super cool.
F-People totally adore you
G-Love is something you deeply believe in.
H-You have very good personality and looks.
I-You have a nice ass
J-Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L-You are so damn sexy
M-success comes easily to you.
N-You have a BIG warm Heart
O-You love foreplay
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R- Your very talkative
S-People think you are so sexy
T-You are the best in bed.
U-You are really chill.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y-One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z- your lovable
M - success comes easily to you.
A - Damn good in bed
R - Your very talkative
I - You have a nice ass
E - You’re Super cool
*** oh my.. so true.. bwajaja 
REALISTIC DEFINITIONS
Thursday, April 20, 2006*Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
*Love affairs - Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
*Marriage - It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
*Divorce - Future tense of marriage
*Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
*Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
*Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
*Dictionary - A place where divorce comes before marriage.
*Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
*Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
*Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.
*Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight
*Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
*Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
*Etc… - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
*Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
*Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.
*Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
*Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
*Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
*Opportunist - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
*Optimist - A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
*Pessimist - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
*Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
*Father - A banker provided by nature.
*Criminal - A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
*Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
*Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
*Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
*Computer Engineer - One who gets paid for reading such mails……
the risks for life goes on
Saturday, April 15, 2006if you dont go after what you want,
you’ll never have it.
if you dont ask,
the answer is always no.
if yo dont step forward,
ur always in the same place.
the risks for life goes on.
fhm reject
WARNING:
what you are about to see is extremely graphic. you may feel remorse or pity.. but what i advise is to please keep your emotions to yourself.. this is a freakin free country!! thats why the lady posed like this in the first place!! but unfortunately, she dint make fhm. i know this is not funny.. but i just resist. im evil i know. (more…)
police cars from around the world
Thursday, April 13, 2006
German police car…Lamborgini..gallardo..max speed 320km/hr
France …pegaut…sports gt
Japan…lancer Evo IX..max speed 280km/hr
spain …..audi TT max speed 280km/hr
england …..porsche ……Do I have to tell the speed…
FROM THE PHILIPPINES!!
Max Speed not disclosed due to Security Reasons
what does your mole say about you?
First, check your face for any moles, and then look at the diagram above to identify the number(s) that are a closest match to the moles on your face. Usually, the moles only hold meaning for you if they are prominent and they are the only one. If your face if full of spots, acne or “little” moles, they do not count. When you’ve ascertained which position corresponds to the mole on your face, look up the meanings listed by numbers below.
** i have a mole on spot # 21..it suggests plenty to eat and drink throughout your life daw.. nasobrahan ata.. it also says that it can bring me fame and recognition. really now..hhmm (more…)
which creature in heaven are u?
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
which creature in heaven are u?
** hhmm really now?
should i stay?
Saturday, April 8, 2006I got this from quote from tin:
“Never let someone be your priority,
while allowing yourself to be your option.”
sometimes, in our relationships, we tend to make the other person the priority. it may be out of love or out of choice, and sometimes were not even aware that that’s whats happening. how could that happen, you say? well people have different loving styles, and for some, holding back is not loving at all. so they give all, no questions asked. thats how it should be in the first place right? yeah.. if everything was that simple.. but its not.
to you,
i dont know if we need some time off or what.. but right now, i feel taken fer granted. i was never in favor of long distance relationships but i took the chance with you coz i feel that its worth it, you are worth it. and right now, im in the crossroad if i still want to continue whatever we started. communication is the only thing thats bridging us and if you’ll take that away, things would definitely change. im sorry if i sound demanding, im not requiring you to report to me everything that you do, i just want to know if you’re ok. im not telling you to ask my permission when you need to do something, i just want to be part of your life.. to know the things you’re up to, things you’re celebrating or ranting about. its hard to love someone you dont see, but its harder to love someone you dont even hear about. i never thought loving could be this hard.
im taking a chance on posting this coz i know that you wont be reading this anyways, just like my other emails that were left unanswered. you are in front of computers everyday, cant u even take a minute to read my thoughts? you were online last nite, cant u even take a minute off those games you were playin and answer my freakin email?
i can only take so much. and right now.. i dunno what to feel…
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why dogs hate their owners
Thursday, April 6, 2006
** pets are juz pets.. dont ever substitute them as yer own kids fer cryin out loud!
What Personality Disorder do You have?
| You May Be a Bit Borderline … |
 Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame! When you’re up, you’re a little bit crazy… And when you’re down, your whole world is crashing Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! |
Do You Miss Someone?
Have you ever missed someone and felt terrible because you think that he doesn’t miss u?
Missing someone is terrible but at the same time…a sweet feeling. You will be sitting around wondering if you meant anything to him… thinking if he/she ever cares about you. Oftentimes you would rush to the phone once it rings hoping that it’s him/her…You would look out of the window hoping that he will surprise you by appearing downstairs…Sometimes you woulld also sit in front of the television but you’re actually thinking of him, missing the final episode of your favorite show. More often than not, you’d catch yourself laying on your bed, thinking of the last time u were out together. As you log on to the internet, you hope to see him/her online. When you realise that he isn’t online and did not return your mail, you will start worrying if he is okay.
Missing someone is a way of growing up i guess. It exposes u to loneliness. It teaches u how to cope with being lonely and let u know that there is actually a feeling known as emptiness…..
Sometimes it feels good to miss someone. You know that you really care and you indulge in the feeling of loving and caring for him. But missing someone and not knowing if he is feeling the same is terrible. You feel as if you are being left alone. So if you miss someone, tell him and let him know. At the same time, ask if they miss you. Don’t let the feeling of missing someone become jealousy or paranoia.
If u are the one being missed and you know it, let the other party know. If you miss him too, tell him. Don’t let him wait. And if the one you are missing can’t/doesn’t reciprocate, MOVE ON!!
Life is short, so instead of being hurt & waiting around-Move on!!
Believe in yourself & life, there’s someone out there waiting to miss U too!
Dante’s Inferno Test
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | High |
Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test
** hell. you gotta be kidding me.. im not that bad 
** got this from shane
FINAL DESTINATION 3
Tuesday, April 4, 2006“Final Destination 3″ is in the relentless tradition of the original Dead Teenager Movies, 
The movie starts with Wendy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) and her friends at a carnival. She refuses to get on the roller coaster because she’s convinced it will crash. It does, with many detailed scenes in which teenagers cling desperately to upside-down coaster cars, are beheaded, etc, its cool in a not-so-morbid-kind-of-way.
Wendy and her friend Kevin (Ryan Merriman) learn that the kids who didn’t get on the doomed airplane in “FD1″ died anyway, in the same order they were intended to board the plane. Is the same fate in store for the kids who didn’t get on the roller coaster? Wendy, who was taking digital photos at the carnival, loads them into her computer and uses them to figure out what the likely order of victims will be.
Do they all die? The point in these movies is not if they die, but how they die, and Fate must stay up nights devising ingenious executions. There is a crushing experience in the takeout lane at Fatburger, a crispy afternoon at a tanning salon, a beheading, a gruesome death by nail gun, an unfortunate fireworks accident, and at the end everyone gets on a train when they should be checking into an emergency room just as a precaution.
“Final Destination 3″ is good-looking and made with technical skill. I bet it was a challenge for the filmmakers because how exactly how do you go about killing a handful of kids in 90 minutes — in ways your audience has yet to see? The director did an especially good job of evoking a creepy sense of menace on a carnival midway. Has there ever been a carnival midway in a movie that didn’t look like a sadomasochistic nightmare? The rides look fatal, the sideshows look like portals to hell, and you know that game where you slam down a big hammer to make the weight fly up and hit the bell? One kid pounds so hard, the weight crashes through the bell and flies off into the air. I expected it to land on somebody’s head, or maybe on the roller-coaster tracks, and maybe it did and I missed it, because there was a lot going on. But as nearly as I can figure, the weight is still up there somewhere.
