WHAT TEMPERAMENT ARE YOU?

What Temperment Are You?
**got this from melanie** 

the worst response to “I LOVE YOU”

The worst response to “I love you” is…

*Joshua Khan- well it’s good that we can agree on something
*Tony Deam - ….is that it?!
*chanelle - …(long pause)…thank you
*Jonathan - I know…
*hector-BUT DO I!!!!
*Victor-…ok?
*Brandon~~~so how ’bout them steelers???
*Brionna - Did u say something??
*Lindsey-wow umm…
*Joey- so what did u do today?
*Angela - …i see…
*Brittaney- k bye
*Jessica—>but i love her more
*Johnny—>umm hold on im almost off the fone
*Kim—–> I love…cake?!?
*VirGi-Oh sOO yaaa I sAw ThIs bIg faT cAt
*desiree- thatz nice!!
*EVALiSA- OH
*NasH - I’ll see what I can do…
*Charmaine~~~ OH! I love myself too!
*Krystal- So what else is new…?
*Kevin~~ Really? I can’t blame you for that…!
*Jj-”(really really long pause)……………wanna get some ice cream?”
*mimi>>> “im fLattered..:)
*but i Love someone too.. and it aint you.. sorry..” KaThLeEn=>buLLsHiT?!?!?!?!?!
*kImMy~~rEaLly????
*AnRi- hAha!.. is dAt so!?
*eJeL- whY me???. . .xUrE k ba???
*jHecka~ i Love youR Best FrienD!!
*Harold–yeah ryt!!!Lets Get in on!!!!
**MUSHY - hold on my parol officer’s calling *lol*

i love you

I started loving you

before I knew

even half the reasons why I should

Imagine how much I’m loving you now.

the one

In my weakness, you are my strength,

in the dark, you are my guiding light,

the joy of all my being is the kindness of your whole being.

one look into your precious eyes tells me how blessed i am.

can love like this truly exist? it all just seems surreal.

but it is real…

and such a perfect love I have found in your arms.

the comfort of your presence keeps me feeling safe and warm.

your soft caresses on my face lets me know you care,

reassurancing me that my struggles shouldnt be too much for me to bear.

you are my life, you are my soul.

my love, my heart…


 

what is victoria’s secret?

CLOSE TO YOU

i juz received a call while go by two really sweet couple who juz had they golden anniv juz a few days back.. imagine that? like how old could they be? i was really tempted to ask but i remember one of our trainers telling us back then not to be to pushy so i decided to do away with the age thing.. they have been with our company for 5 years and i juz thought that as an act of good faith, since they were having problems with their connections, i decided to give them a free equipment with the approval of my supervisor of course.. we were on speakerphone and it was really fun hearing them laugh with each other.. the old man said her wife was always teasing her that he doest give her anything fer their anniversary anymore.. well he did give her something this year.. a cold lol .. fer me who has never had any relationship longer than 4 years, i was revelling at how long they have stayed together..
which reminds me of the movie i saw weeks ago.. please do not gag when i tell u that i did for the bea-john lloyd fans, i really sorry but i juz see it too painfully sweet.. its too freakin cheezy.. unfortunately.. aside from that i also remembered how bea played the game at kris’ aniversary special of `game ka na ba.` the question was.. what mathmatical operation do u “borrow one from?” and she said addition.. and john lloyd was like.. no00.. addition. another question.. fill in the blanks: when a man will ask the gurl to marry her, he will pop the ____. bea’s answer: champagne. how old is bea again?

it was really aggravating you know.. we can only take so much.. mushy and i were on a post-valentine’s day celeb at that time so he, as much as he can, tried to set the mood to make everything romantic,  its the day of mushiness nga daw. so after a marathon of 2 movies already.. he preferred to watch ‘close to you’ other than ‘brokeback mountain.’ i wouldve rather tortured myself with brokeback mountain other than watching close to you.. and she kept flipping her hair!! demet..

you do matter

Think about this. You may not realize it, but it’s 100% true.
 
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
 
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
 
3 A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.
 
4 Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
 
5. You mean the world to someone.
 
6. If not for you, someone may not be living.
 
7. You are special and unique.
 
8. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you trust God to do what’s best, and wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something better.
 
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.
 
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
 
11. Someone that you don’t even know exists loves you.
 
12. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
 
13.. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you’ll both be happy.
 
14. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. 

** Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take

but by the moments that take our breath away** 

on Children

FROM “THE PROPHET”

by kahlil gibran

And a woman who held a babe against her bosom said, “Speak to us of Children.”

And he said:

Your children are not your children.

They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself.

They come through you but not from you,

And though they are with you, yet they belong not to you.

You may give them your love but not your thoughts.

For they have their own thoughts.

You may house their bodies but not their souls,

For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

You may strive to be like them, but seek not to make them like you.

For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.

You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.

The archer sees the mark upon the path of the infinite, and He bends you with His might that His arrows may go swift and far.

Let your bending in the archer’s hand be for gladness;

For even as he loves the arrow that flies, so He loves also the bow that is stable.

on LOVE

from THE FORERUNNER

by kahlil gibran 

They say the jackal and the mole
Drink from the selfsame stream
Where the lion comes to drink.

And they say the eagle and the vulture
Dig their beaks into the same carcass,
And are at peace, one with the other,
In the presence of the dead thing.

O love, whose lordly hand
Has bridled my desires,
And raised my hunger and my thirst
To dignity and pride,
Let not the strong in me and the constant
Eat the bread or drink the wine
That tempt my weaker self.
Let me rather starve,
And let my hearrt parch with thirst,
And let me die and perish,
Ere I stretch my hand
To a cup you did not fill,
Or a bowl you did not bless.

PARENTAL WISDOM - PINOY STYLE

1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:

“Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay.”

2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay:

“Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!”

3. Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC:

“Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko.”

4. At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto ng MORE LOGIC:

“Pag ikaw nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang manonood ng sine.”

5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng IRONY:

“Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!”

6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM:

“Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan mo!!!”

7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng  STAMINA:

“Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga’t di mo nauubos lahat ng pagkain mo!”

8. At! si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang WEATHER:

“Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!”

9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa CIRCLE OF LIFE:

“Walanghiya kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito.”

10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:

“Tumigil ka nga diyan! Huwag kang umarte na parang Nanay mo!”

11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin ng GENETICS:

“Nagmana ka nga talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!”

12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung a nong ibig sabihin ng ENVY:

“Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang.  Di ba kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?”

13. Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION:

“Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay!”

14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng TRYING OUT NEW FLAVORS:

“Salbahe ka talaga ano? Pagdating natin sa bahay, makakatikim ka sa akin!”

15. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang HUMOR:

“Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!”

16. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE:

“Balang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak…tiyak magiging katulad mo at magiging sakit din sa ulo!”

WHAT KIND OF GIRLFRIEND ARE YOU?

u r a free girlfriend!! u don’t really care about getting a boyfriend and are content with staying single. alot of guys like u because u are really relaxed around them, and though u make no move 2 flirt, boys find u attractive(both on inside and outside). when someone finally DOES ask u out, u should except(unless he is a totall freak and a jerk). u need 2 get a taste of love before u declare urself single. Don’t be so reaxed(when u have a boyfriend)that he feels unloved, but spend lots of time with him, and remember, have fun!

What kind of gilfriend would u be?
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