evidence of human stupidity

here is the proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity. here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (sleep blow-drying. duh.)

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (so i dont need to buy it huh..the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and hows that?)

On some  frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s “just” a suggestion. you can eat it frozen)

On Nanna’s Tiramisu dessert (printed at bottom): “Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit late already)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.” (but of course!)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.” (talk about saving time haha! )

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:”Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with cough-colds off those forklifts. really now. tsk tsk)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (anything that would knock you out)

On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (and where else will u use it?)

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for  the other use.”  (now, somebody out there, help me on this.  what exactly is the other use? I’m a bit curious)

On Nobby’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.” (news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: maybe, uh…fly northwest?)

I don’t blame the company.  I blame the parents for this one: On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (you would stop the chainsaw with yer genitals? eeek!!)