100 Great Reasons to be a MAn (and how i feel about it)
Saturday, March 4, 20061.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.(that i hate.. i love talking.. so when i call you.. talk to me!)
2.Movie nudity is virtually always female.(ahm hhmm not anymore)
3.You know stuff about tanks.
4.A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. (eeek!)
5.Monday Night Football.
6.You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives. (hhmm)
7.Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. (some guys can be so vain to u know.. hey my cousin applys pearl cream on his face and he’s not gay!!)
8.You can open all your own jars.
9.Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight. (hu hu hu)
10.Dry cleaners and haircutters don’t rob you blind.
11.When clicking through the channels, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
12.Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. (yeah it is haha.. wait till i be yer supervisor lol 
)
13.All your orgasms are real. (heck. like theres a reason to fake it?)
14.A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15.Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you.
16.You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. (haha)
17.You understand why “Stripes” is funny.
18.You can go to the bathroom without a support group. (that thing we do.. its a girl thing)
19.Jennifer Anniston
20.Your last name stays put.
21.You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
22.When your work is criticized, you don’t panic that everyone secretly hates you. (stones have more feelings than men)
23.You can kill your own food. (but can u cook ur own food?)
24.The garage is all yours.
25.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. (tsk tsk)
26.You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
27.Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
28.You never have to clean the toilet. (not in my bathroom)
29.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes. (i can too!)
30.Sex never means worrying about your reputation.
31.Wedding plans take care of themselves.
32.If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
33.Your underwear costs $10 for a three-pack.
34.The National College Cheerleading Championship
35.None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
36.You don’t have to shave below your neck.
37.You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
38.If you’re 34 and single nobody notices.
39.You can write your name in the snow.
40.You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. (id like to see that)
41.Everything on your face stays its original color.
42.Chocolate is just another snack.
43.You can be President.
44.You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
45.Flowers fix everything. (yeah they do hihi *wink wink*)
46.You never have to worry about other people’s feelings. (hell!!)
47.You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. (no comment lol)
48.You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
49.Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
50.You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
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How Open Minded Are You?
| You Are 68% Open Minded |
 You are a very open minded person, but you’re also well grounded.Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You’re open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. |
Verônica Pereira
are you addicted to love?
| You Are 50% Addicted to Love |
 Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.You’ve been a fool for love many times - but are you the wiser for it? Your needs should come first, both in and out of relationships. Because you’re the only one who can look out for yourself! |
WHAT TEMPERAMENT ARE YOU?
| You Have a Choleric Temperament |
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You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You’re an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. |
the worst response to “I LOVE YOU”
The worst response to “I love you” is…
*Joshua Khan- well it’s good that we can agree on something
*Tony Deam - ….is that it?!
*chanelle - …(long pause)…thank you
*Jonathan - I know…
*hector-BUT DO I!!!!
*Victor-…ok?
*Brandon~~~so how ’bout them steelers???
*Brionna - Did u say something??
*Lindsey-wow umm…
*Joey- so what did u do today?
*Angela - …i see…
*Brittaney- k bye
*Jessica—>but i love her more
*Johnny—>umm hold on im almost off the fone
*Kim—–> I love…cake?!?
*VirGi-Oh sOO yaaa I sAw ThIs bIg faT cAt
*desiree- thatz nice!!
*EVALiSA- OH
*NasH - I’ll see what I can do…
*Charmaine~~~ OH! I love myself too!
*Krystal- So what else is new…?
*Kevin~~ Really? I can’t blame you for that…!
*Jj-”(really really long pause)……………wanna get some ice cream?”
*mimi>>> “im fLattered..:)
*but i Love someone too.. and it aint you.. sorry..” KaThLeEn=>buLLsHiT?!?!?!?!?!
*kImMy~~rEaLly????
*AnRi- hAha!.. is dAt so!?
*eJeL- whY me???. . .xUrE k ba???
*jHecka~ i Love youR Best FrienD!!
*Harold–yeah ryt!!!Lets Get in on!!!!
**MUSHY - hold on my parol officer’s calling *lol*
i love you
I started loving you
before I knew
even half the reasons why I should
Imagine how much I’m loving you now.
the one
In my weakness, you are my strength,
in the dark, you are my guiding light,
the joy of all my being is the kindness of your whole being.
one look into your precious eyes tells me how blessed i am.
can love like this truly exist? it all just seems surreal.
but it is real…
and such a perfect love I have found in your arms.
the comfort of your presence keeps me feeling safe and warm.
your soft caresses on my face lets me know you care,
reassurancing me that my struggles shouldnt be too much for me to bear.
you are my life, you are my soul.
CLOSE TO YOU
i juz received a call while go by two really sweet couple who juz had they golden anniv juz a
few days back.. imagine that? like how old could they be? i was really tempted to ask but i remember one of our trainers telling us back then not to be to pushy so i decided to do away with the age thing.. they have been with our company for 5 years and i juz thought that as an act of good faith, since they were having problems with their connections, i decided to give them a free equipment with the approval of my supervisor of course.. we were on speakerphone and it was really fun hearing them laugh with each other.. the old man said her wife was always teasing her that he doest give her anything fer their anniversary anymore.. well he did give her something this year.. a cold lol 
.. fer me who has never had any relationship longer than 4 years, i was revelling at how long they have stayed together..
which reminds me of the movie i saw weeks ago.. please do not gag when i tell u that i did for the bea-john lloyd fans, i really sorry but i juz see it too painfully sweet.. its too freakin cheezy.. unfortunately.. aside from that i also remembered how bea played the game at kris’ aniversary special of `game ka na ba.` the question was.. what mathmatical operation do u 
“borrow one from?” and she said addition.. and john lloyd was like.. no00.. addition. another question.. fill in the blanks: when a man will ask the gurl to marry her, he will pop the ____. bea’s answer: champagne. how old is bea again?
it was really aggravating you know.. we can only take so much.. mushy and i were on a post-valentine’s day celeb at that time so he, as much as he can, tried to set the mood to make everything romantic, its the day of mushiness nga daw. so after a marathon of 2 movies already.. he preferred to watch ‘close to you’ other than ‘brokeback mountain.’ i wouldve rather tortured myself with brokeback mountain other than watching close to you.. and she kept flipping her hair!! demet..
