IN CASE YOU WANT TO KNOW…….

1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer.

2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

3. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.

4. 40 percent of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

5. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. (duh.. whats the use of referring to the dictionary then?)

6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. (eeek!! what do u mean wrong parents??!!)

7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces are enough to kill a small sized dog. (really? hhmm)

8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s as a medicine. (fer what??)

10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. (but of corz.. time flies when yer having fun..)

13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips. (thats how complicated her lips are? )

14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That’s the opposite of the norm.

15. The original name for the butterfly was “flutterby”!

16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand.

17. Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there. (hhmm.. really now..)

18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (eeek!!)

19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

20. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer. (love yer own haha)

21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. (whoa!)

22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. (really?)

23. Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola,and Budweiser, in that order.

25. “Stewardesses” is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.

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LITTLE JOEY’S ADVENTURES

LITTLE JOEY ON ….. PHILOSOPHY:

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Joey.

He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot.”

The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then little Joey says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”

To which Little Joey replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

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LITTLE JOEY ON ….. MATH:

Little Joey returns from school and says he got an “F” in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father?”

“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3′, I said “6″ replies Joey.

“But that’s right!” replies the father.

“Yeah, but then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’, states Joey.

“What’s the fucking difference?” asks the father.

“That’s what I SAID!!” shouts Joey.

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LITTLE JOEY ON ….. ENGLISH:

Little Joey goes to school, and the teacher says,

“Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.

Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”

Joey says “Mas-tur-bate.” Miss Rogers smiles, and trying to keep her composure and says, “Wow, Joey, that’s a mouthful.”

Little Joey says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob”

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LITTLE JOEY ON ….. GRAMMAR:

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful ” in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”Very good, Suzie, “replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael. “My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully.” he said. “Excellent, Michael!”, praised the teacher, glowing that her lesson plan was succesful.

Then, the teacher called on little Joey. Joey responded, “Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful,…just fucking beautiful!”

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LITTLE JOEY ON… HIKING:

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300,” he asked.

“Easy, Dad,” little Joey replied. “I earned it hiking.”

“Come on Joey,” the father said. “Tell me the truth.”

“That is the truth!” Joey replied. “Every night you were gone, Mom’s boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom.

He’d give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!”

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AEON FLUX

last sunday mushy and i watched the much-awaited movie: AEON FLUX. here’s a synopsis of it:

The sci-fi actioner is set 400 years in the future, when disease has wiped out the majority of the earth’s population except for one walled, protected city-state, Bregna, ruled by a congress of scientists. The story centers on Aeon Flux( Charlize Theron), the top operative in the underground ‘Monican’ rebellion trying to overthrow the government. When Aeon is sent on a mission to kill a government leader, she uncovers a world of secrets…

the movie has really co0l-out-of-this-world visuals.. most of which are new and innovative.. one of me faves is aeon’s friend sithandra who had her legs changed to hands.. and the effects.. specially when aeon and sithandra were trying to penetrate the whatever building you call that.. the place was loaded with gimiks tryin to eliminate any intruders..

 i love this movie! its defnitly a must-see !!

my tulips

i dint know what to expect when i finally came over to manila yesterday fer a post heart’s daycelebration wiv mushy. you know.. i know i was making kulit wiv the flowers.. but im a gurl you know.. and im a sucker fer flowers.. it is.. was i mean.. valentine’s day and i have every right in the world to freak out if i dont get flowers!!! yeah yeah i know.. thats the material gurl inside of me..  but he did get me flowers this time hihi… matatahimik nako, .. he gave me pink tulips in a pot.. eeek.. so that would mean that ive to take care of it.. and water it.. and all that.. argh.. i dont even have a pet and i was never a green thumb.. napasubo ata ako.. hihi.. but nywayz.. mushy thanks.. you made my valentine’s day complete.. not juz coz of the flowers.. but fer all of the surprises you showered me that whole weekend.. im so blessed.. *smo0ch*