You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
Friday, January 6, 2006Ziploc bags are Male. They are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are Female. They are female because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong ones are pushed.
Tires are Male because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
Hot Air Balloons are Male because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there’s the hot air part.
Sponges are Female because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
The Web Page is Female because it’s always getting hit on.
The Subway is Male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
The Hourglass is Female because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
A Hammer is Male because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
The Remote Control is Female. Yes, you thought it would be male. But
consider this — it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
4 months & counting!
Wednesday, January 4, 2006back then.. before you came…
i always thought that
but then when i met you…
pretty soon i realized…
as i wake up
we shared everything and everything
eventually
i started to be very fond of you..
i remember my friends telling me
from the bottom of my heart
water
Tuesday, January 3, 2006| Your Love Element Is Water |
 In love, you connect deeply and commit totally.For you, love is all about taking risks and moving into unknown territory. You attract others with courage and confidence. Nurturing and shared learning are the cornerstones of your love life. You connect best with: Metal Avoid: Earth You And another Water element: will pull each other down into a dark place |
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my friggin tonsils
our typical ordinary filipino christmas ahs always been about food. no matter how measly the 13th month pay is… its weird how filipinos still manage to create a feast…eversince i was growing up.. it always seem to have been that way… and this time i really devoured all the halo-halo and sweets that christmas can offer… i guess it took its toll on me.. i had tonsillitis complete with ur icky puss (puke!). yeah it got that engorged and that infected that i cant even swallow… i had to eat soup fer 3 days coz i cant swallow anything solid…poor me.. hu hu.. as i got back from pangasinan from my 3-day vacation, i developed dry cough as well and fever during the nights. had to stay off the phones, and later on, was advised by our company nurse and my eent to take a leave fer a week to rest.. i was overjoyed even in i wont be paid for my sick leave! lol.. that would mean more time wiv my mushy of course hihi.. ang haba nga ng vacation namin.. everyday i was with him.. saya! napanuod nga namin lahat ng filmfest movies eh.. lol.. walang magawa…love you mushy.. muah…
my christmas
this is probly one of the most mem0rable christmases ive ever had. i wasnt able to spend it with mushy.. but we were able to be bond before that..fer a few hours only! argh.. but its fine.. we did make up fer it the days after (tee-hee!). i celebrated christmas with my family in pangasinan. my cousin was there as well as my cutesie little nephew. its weird you know, i dint get anything for myself this year haha! i did get gifts for everyone…so far i dint get any complaints…lol. as fer my kris kringle naman.. i got stacey. until now nga i still dont have my gift! paging the one who got me.. hullo po!? ung gift ko noh…new year na’t lahat lahat eh wala pa rin ang gift ko!!! wag mo naman hintayin ang new year noh?! hay nako. oh well… kung ayaw mo wag mo. hmp.
