love again…
Wednesday, January 11, 2006“We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to love as we are to die.”
— Ronald David Laing
We need not think alike to love alike.
— Francis David
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.
— Julian Barnes
“WHEN A GUY SAYS HE MISSES YOU”
When a guy calls u
He wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He’s listening to you…
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he’s wrong
When a guy says, “I’m fine,” after a few minutes,
he means it.
When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you’re the most beautiful thing in
the world.
When you’re laying your head on a guy’s chest
he has the world.
When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love.
When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it.
When a guy says he can’t live without you
he’s with you till your done
When a guy says, “I miss you,”
he misses you more than you could have ever
missed him or anything else.
Girl facts:
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, “I’m fine,” after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.
When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says, “I’ll love you forever,”
she means it.
When a girl says that she can’t live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her.
future.
When a girl says, “I miss you,”
no one in this world can miss you more than that.
did u know?
Did U know kissing is healthy
Bananas are good for peroid pain
Its good to cry
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
Lying is actually unhealthy
Only apply mascara to your top lashes
Its actually true, boys DO insult u when they like you!
Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!
89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
Chocolate will make you feel better!
Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any
Boys arent worth your tears
Ways to irritate a Telemarketer:
When they ask “How are you today?” Tell them! “I’m so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died…”
If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located.
Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
Cry out in surprise, “Judy! Is that you? Oh my God!
Judy, how have you been?” Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where the hell she could know you from.
If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, “I don’t have any friends… would you be my friend?”
If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say “I guess you don’t
want anyone bothering you at home, right?” The telemarketer will agree and you say, “Now you know how I feel!”
Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. “Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how’s ya been?”
Tell them to talk V-E-R-Y V-E-R-Y S-L-O-W-L-Y, because you want to write down EVERY WORD.
