funny things you should know!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(i can do that..)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

pig’s orgasms last 30 minutes.
(i wonder who got paid to observe this. In my next life, I want to be a pig… ahm.. forget i said that.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
((Creepy. I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work. its weird what people can think of juz to lose weight.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(”Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(thats a good thing right?)

A cat’s urine glows under black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)  

pls dont..

dont make me get used to you being away.

dont make me crave for sumone else’s arms at nite.

dont make me long  for another guy’s voice.

dont make me get used to relying on sumone else.

dont make me say someone else’s name when im dreaming.

dont make me want to hug sumone else. 

dont make me hunger for sumone else’s attention.

dont make me yearn another guy’s company.

dont make me hold sumone elses hand.

don’t make me fall in love with someone else. 

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

ARAGORN

Putting your appointed path ahead of any inner conflicts, you make your own rules for the benefit of all.

If my life or death I can protect you, I will. Aragorn is a character in the Middle-Earth universe.

There is a description of him at TheOneRing.net.

** from taorist 

Through a rapist’s eyes!

** got this from adrian’s blog  

A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1. The FIRST thing men look for in a potential victim is HAIRSTYLE. They are most likely to go after a woman with a PONYTAIL, BUN, BRAID or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with LONG HAIR. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2. The SECOND thing men look for is CLOTHING. They will look for women WHOSE CLOTHING IS EASY TO REMOVE QUICKLY. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3. They also look for WOMEN USING THE IR CELLPHONE, SEARCHING THROUGH THEIR PURSE or DOING OTHER ACTIVITIES WHILE WALKING because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4. The NUMBER ONE PLACE women are abducted from/attacked at is GROCERY STORE PARKING LOTS.

5. NUMBER TWO is OFFICE PARKING LOTS/garages.

6. NUMBER THREE is PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

7. The thing about these men is that they are looking TO GRAB A WOMAN AND QUICKLY MOVE HER TO A SECOND LOCATION where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8. If you PUT UP ANY KIND OF FIGHT at all, THEY GET DISCOURAGED because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9. These men said THEY WOULD NOT PICK ON WOMEN WHO HAVE UMBRELLAS, OR OTHER SIMILAR OBJECTS that can be used from a distance, in
their hands.

10. Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

flowers

my nth years of dating never prepared me for this conversation:

me: hey.. the next time you come over bring me flowers naman.. u never gave me flowers..

guy: bakit fiesta na ba ng patay? *laughs*

me: very funny.. kahit isang rose lang.. or kahit anogn bulaklak..

guy: ayoko nga..*laughs again*

me: eh di wag.. *quiet*

guy: im not promising when.. basta when that time comes.. juz wait for it..

i dint know how to feel after the phone conversation ended. really now.. *sigh*.. ako na ata ang pinakamababaw na tao.. i juz want a freakin flower! kahit santan or gumamela nga ok na sakin eh.. kahit ung flower vase sa resto pwede na.. i dint know that was too much to ask.. wag na lang.. i dont need a freaking.. 

*hikbi* 

what yer name means..

Does your name begin with: A

U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can’t be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don’t get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. Your mate’s physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.

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Does your name begin with: B

You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

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Does your name begin with: C

You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

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Does your name begin with: D

Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement’s, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .

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Does your name begin with: E

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)

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Does your name begin with: F

You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.

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Does your name begin with: G

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.

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Does your name begin with: H

You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement’s often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.

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Does your name begin with: I You have a great need to be loved, appreciated… even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don’t last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

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Does your name begin with: J

You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren’t always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.

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Does your name begin with: K

You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

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Does your name begin with: L

You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it’s all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated. “You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you’re being appreciated “.

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Does your name begin with: M

You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.

—  most of it is correct..its not that i want perfection.. i juz want everything to be as good as one can get.. and im not highly critical of my mate.. i mean why wud i settle for less if i can get what i want right? hihi.. oh hey i dont think im always right.. im juz assertive.. i fight for what i believe it.. i do give it.. sheesh.. as if i dont have a heart??.. and who doesnt want winning?? everybody does.. and yes.. i do live for the moment.. im rarely into planning.. but if ever that i am.. its probly sumthin really so very important.. like the future.. with ahm.. you..

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Does your name begin with: N

You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.

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Does your name begin with: O

You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

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Does your name begin with: P

You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn’t think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy…a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.

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Does your name begin with: Q

You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

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Does your name begin with: R

You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.

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Does your name begin with: S

For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.

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Does your name begin with: T

You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren’t very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great things. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don’t want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !

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Does your name begin with: U

You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you’re in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.

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Does your name begin with: V

You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.

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Does your name begin with: W

You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.

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Does your name begin with: X

You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can’t shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.

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Does your name begin with: Y

You are sensual & very independent. If you can’t have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn’t work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.

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Does your name begin with: Z

You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover’s saviour.

                                 
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1st year crisis

fer 2 weeks already ive been having this sorta “crisis” at my job.. ive always known what i want.. ive always been professional enough not to have other things affect my job.. however for the past days.. i was having this feeling where i dint want to work.. i dint want to take in any calls or call even hear anyone rant.. i juz felt so freakin tired of everything already. im tired being depended on.. tired doing ‘good’.. tired performing well.. tired going to work.. tired seeing all those faces.. tired waking up juz to get to my friggin job..

fer days i was irate on the phone.. i know i was bein difcult.. amazingly.. mushy was right there through it all.. he would often tell me that patience was a virtue.. heck.. ive been working on that since time immemorial.. im hopeless..i dont understand this myself.. ive kept jobs fer like 3 years.. and i never really had any issues like this..

my friend was telling me that im becoming so emotionally involved already thats why.. she told me that what i thought i was feeling was exactly the opposite of what i really felt.. and i was like.. huh? what are u talking about.. i still havent figured out what i would do actually.. i have applied to different jobs and ive had how many calls already.. being scheduled fer several interviews and exams.. *sigh*.. would i really leave baguio? am i really capable of living my sanctuary ive been loving fer about 10 years now? am i ready to take the leap of faith and lose myself by working in the “big city”?.. sshhussh its juz manila.. not like ive never been there.. uhuh i have.. but ive never been really that far away from home and lived alone fer more than a week! and another issue is i dont wanna live wiv my titas.. argh.. so there goes the next problem.. *sigh*

until then.. to be continue..

WHAT IS TAMPO?

If you’re planning to enter into a relationship with a Filipina, it’s important to gain an understanding of  what “TAMPO” is. Let’s do this in a clinical fashion…

Definition:

Duration and Severity of Condition:

———> Tampo is a strictly short-term condition and should not be considered life threatening. Tampo is the result of mild dissatisfaction, not of actual anger.

On the other hand, don’t misdiagnose genuine anger, sadness, or depression as mere tampo. If you’re girlfriend, fiancee or wife seems deeply depressed, that is NOT tampo. If she’s crying hysterically, that is NOT tampo. If she’s hurling dishes at you, that is NOT tampo.

Tampo is mild and controlled and is the direct result of some perceived offense of a minor nature. It is short in duration. If an emotional abnormality seems unusually severe or extended in duration, and you cannot identify the cause, it is not tampo, and consequently deserves serious attention.

so im a romantic kisser huh

You’re a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It’s pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet

What Kind of Kisser Are You?
wanna find out?? click above link!!

the world’s shortest personality test

Your Personality Profile

You are funky, outdoorsy, and down to earth. While you may not be a total hippie… You’re definitely one of the most free spirited people around. You are very impulsive - every day is a new adventure. However, you do put some thought behind all your actions. Still, you do tend to shock and offend people from time to time!

try to take the test.. lesse what it says about u… click link below
The World’s Shortest Personality Test

men! tsk tsk..

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He decided to give each woman a present of $5, 000 and then watch to see what they do with the money.

Men ARE like that, you know.

** hhmm so either way my mushy will still be choosing me then? hahaha

“the 13 signs of falling in love”

NOTE: the following entry is excruciatingly mushy.. it is suggested that u get a trash can just in case you would want to puke.. lol… but hey.. thats what thisblog is about right?

13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up but you miss
them already when it was just five minutes ago (exactly!)

12. You read their texts over and over again… (heck i created a folder nga full of ‘em messages eh)

11. You walk really slow when you’re with them… (especially when im in me heels)

10. You feel shy whenever you’re with them…

9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster…

8. You smile when you hear their voice… (not to mention ‘em butterflies in the stomach)

7. When you look at them, you can’t see the other people around you… all you see is
him/her… (unless its mark ruffalo..ahm..)

6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them…(even before u i was that mushy already)

5. They become all you think about…

4. You get high just from their scent… (better than when im katol-high lol)

3. You realize that you’re always smiling to yourself when you think about them…

2. You would do anything for them… (uhuh.. anything…)

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time… (not king kong hun.. notmark ruffalo either)

** actually got this at mushy’s frensfer

Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.

 =) (more…)

its one of ‘em days

there are days when i miss you so much that i almost couldnt stand it.

no matter what i do, i cant fight the tears.

i cry coz i so much need to be by ur side.

i cry coz i marvel at the strength and faith

that we have in each other coz

we are able to stand the distance.

you know that theres nothing i wont do for u.

*sigh*

*hugz*

my new mantra

Before praying, FORGIVE.
Before speaking, LISTEN.
Before spending, EARN.
Before criticising, WAIT.
Before quitting, TRY.
Before complaining, APPRECIATE.

*sigh*

thanks for even trying mushy.

my… my…im really that demanding huh.

thank u.

matatahimik nako.

nag comment kana.

*gigglez*

ayoko naaaaaaaaaaa

im juz so freakin tired of working na. i dunno. i juz dont feel like working anymore. hehe. its weird tho. wala lang. tinatawanan ko lang. i dont feel burdened at all. *sigh*

love.. argh..

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

chronicles of narnia

the other day i was with my friend tonet and we watched chronicles of narnia… ive long been waiting for this movie.. i had lotsa feedback about it and they said its good so as expected.. my standards were high regarding this movie. unfortunately tho it even reach half. parang may kulang… i dunno what. i think the gurls have less scenes compared to the guys.. well i guess its like the movie saying that they do not encourage including girls being hostile.. but why in the world did they give a knife to the kid lucy then? heavens! the movie is defnitly sending wrong signals!?! am not sure tho if its really whats in the book coz i havent read it yet. with regards to the effects.. the animals are well made.. they really seem real.. over all…the movie is ok.. im giving it a 3…

the ambiguously gay duo