moods and impressions

The Moods of a Woman

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She’ll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She’ll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She’ll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

The Moods of a Man

*Hungry
*Horny
*Sleepy

How to Impress
a Woman

* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to Impress a Man

* Show up naked
* Bring food
 * Dont block the TV

crap

its been a crappy day at work.. aside from havin bad calls, my head is killing me.. am not in the mood.. i really dont want to talk to anyone… and for a change, i actually want to shut up and juz be alone, not to be bothered…i dunno why. *sigh* and to add up to that.. im in this really bad call where everything seems to be going wrong and no one is there to help me… i juz go home right now. i need ice cream. i need a hair cut. i need to sleep. i need lasagna. i need u.

things ive learned…

….That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

….That we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

….That money doesn’t buy class.

….That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

….That under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

….That the Lord didn’t do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

….That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

….That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

….That love, not time, heals all wounds.

….That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

….That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

….That there’s nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

….That no one is perfect
until you fall in love with them.

….That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

…That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

….That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

….That I wish I could have told those I cared about that I love them one more time before they passed away.

….That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

….That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

….That I can’t choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

….That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth happen while you’re climbing it.

….That the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.